"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
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