i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
Randomize
