no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
you guys were way drunker than both of me
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
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