ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
There was a lot of him and a little penis
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Alive.
So much puke
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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