grandma shit on top of the toilet
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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