I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
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You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
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And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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