so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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