I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
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