we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I need a hoe opinion
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