I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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