hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
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Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
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It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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