There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
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weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
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Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
I'm really busy with my period
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