This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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