David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
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OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
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That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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