Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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