I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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