her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
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this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
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