Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Randomize
