just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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