So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
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I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
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You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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