When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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