Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
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