you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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