and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
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