Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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