I accidentally burped into my bong.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
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