remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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