you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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