I molested 6 butterflies tonight
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
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