That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Randomize
