i really wish james franco would like my vagina
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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