Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
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