the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
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is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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