Pregnant stripper...not hot.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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