and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
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I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
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Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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