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• (330): View more from Ohio

  cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.

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• (949): View more from California

  Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  She looked kinda like Mario Batali?

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.

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  Is it any good?

  (615): View more from Tennessee

  Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?

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• (731): View more from Tennessee

  Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.

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• (+64): View more from New Zealand

  was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??

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• (867): View more from Yukon/N.W.Territory

  I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  I don't wanna be gay for a night.

  (850): View more from Florida

  I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  At the bar in my pajamas again

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  Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday

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