i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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