whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
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I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
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eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.