I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
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4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
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Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
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