cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
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I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
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was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday