Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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