I'm lost and stupid without you.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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