whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Randomize
