My room smells like vodka and shame
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
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Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
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Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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