I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
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He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
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Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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