PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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