idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
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She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
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Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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