Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
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There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
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I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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