Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
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I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
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Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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