You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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