It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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