it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
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Im just a social blackout drinker.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
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Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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