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The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
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the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
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My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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