that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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