what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
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Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
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I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
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