in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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