Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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