her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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