I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
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aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
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we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
We are all done wearing pants today
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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