So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
so explain again why im purple
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yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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